violin

violin
1. (violin) (824↑, 181↓)
you people suck. violins are beautiful if you actaully devote some time and effort to playing it.

my violin is worth more than your BMW and your Lamborgini you morons

2. (violin) (474↑, 56↓)
A four-stringed instrument with two "f holes" cut into the top to release the sound. Used to play or accompany a wide variety of music, from classical to techno, and even rock.

I play the violin.

3. (violin) (417↑, 107↓)
The most difficult instrument to master (not play, but master), with challenging left-right hand coordination. It has a pleasent sound with four strings tuned in fifths. Violinists are generally smart people or slackers like Charlie.

Charlie is the assistant concertmaster for his school orchestra and has only being playing for five years. Charlie is so fucking good at the violin. Did you hear him play Symphonie Espagnole flawlessly? Lumi is a better violinist than Charlie will ever be.

4. (violin) (300↑, 82↓)
An instrument that can sound beautiful WHEN PLAYED RIGHT. However, most of the time it isn't.

My definition of the way a bad violin sounds: "Horse hairs rasping against the entrails of a cat\!"

Author: Hallie Corson http://violin.urbanup.com/1438923
5. (violin) (158↑, 31↓)
The hightest instrument in the string section. i am a violinist and a violist and i think it is unfair to comment on an instrument without playing it. The violin has a beautiful high range and the viola has a melodious low range. They both sound beautiful when played properly and the player must be dedicated and put much time into their playing. (people who do not play an instrument would not understand this concept\!)

The violin section played a section of fast, high notes

Author: vlnvla325orchdork http://violin.urbanup.com/2963495
6. (violin) (224↑, 146↓)
Like a little guitar with a bow. Sounds quite nice is it's played properly, but it's played wrong you feel like smacking the person whos playing it around the head.

Gareth was playing the violin and it sounded terrible, so I bust his nose.

7. (violin) (78↑, 33↓)
One of the most beautiful and expressive instruments in the world of music. It can range from playful and cheeky to sorrowful and breathtaking. It imitates the human voice with its own unique sound. Yes, it takes a while to learn how to play properly - just like any other instrument. And personally, I don't think it sounds like a dying cat at all. Dunno where people get that from...

I own a Tartini violin and it kicks arse.

8. (violin) (36↑, 4↓)
Euphemism for Thomas Jefferson's penis, made evident by the musical number "He Plays the Violin" from 1776.

"He plays the violin He tucks it right under his chin And he bows, oh he bows For he knows, yes he knows That it's high-high-high-diddle diddle Twixt my heart, Tom and his fiddle My strings are unstrung High, high, high, high I am undone I hear his violin And I get that feeling within And I sigh, oh I sigh He draws near, very near And it's high-high-high-diddle diddle Goodbye to the fiddle My strings are unstrung High-high-high-high I'm always undone" -Martha Jefferson

Author: TheViolinIsHisPenis http://violin.urbanup.com/5981635
9. (Violin) (41↑, 31↓)
The invisible instrument that your friends or collegues play for you when you sound like a little bitch.

You - Dude, how in the fuck does my boss expect me to do all of this bullshit for him on such short notice? Me - \<\<playing an invisible violin\>\> You - AHHHHHHHHHH \!

10. (violin) (4↑, 18↓)
A)the violin can give a nice sound or sound like a dying cat B)a very precious item that can cost up to a mill C)the violin has 4 strings "e a d g"and a [bow] that has a large lock of white hoers hairs that makes noise wen rubbed agents the strings D)the hoers hairs break...a lot G)the violin has two f holes on the sides...no they srly are fs

A)friend picks up violin i go ruing out side "put down my violin and come help me look for that kittay" B)friend chips f hole "oh well i bet your just rentin...THAT COST 5000 BUCKS\!\!\!" D)"hey can i see you bow "ya shur but i forgot to loosen the hairs on the bow so dont pull at th...SNAP :*( G)"dose the f holes like make the sound louder(facepalm)

11. (VIOLIN) (24↑, 167↓)
A new and hiptacular way to say hello\! VIOLIN is said in italic sarcam, thus suggesting that you are indeed not actually saying violin, but chello (cello), a popular term thrown out there by young hipsters wishing to send a quick greeting.

BosoxFanatic220 (6:23:35 PM): VIOLIN xo sau x3 (6:23:43 PM): haha whats upp -Hey man. -VIOLIN. -Whats up? -Not a whole lot yourself? -same hither...

12. (Violin) (18↑, 165↓)
When pubic hair is caught between the scrotum and head of the penis

"I got a violin man its itching my cock\!"

13. (violin) (70↑, 374↓)
a miserable tiny instrument that is highly popular but sounds like something is dying... everyone thinks these are the best instruments and take the most skill and patience. gets all the good parts, and takes all the glory from every single other section in the orchestra. *rolls eyes*

me: what's that noise?\!?\!? everyone else: it's a violin concerto, i've never heard anything so beautiful in my whole life... *sighs in amazement* me: wtf?\!?\! instruments aren't supposed to sound like that. it sounds like something's being tortured. besides me.

Author: phantomess of the viola section http://violin.urbanup.com/1756897
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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